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Giraffe Demotivational Poster


Hump Day -




A GIRAFFE IS RAPING A DONKEY - Your argument is invalid




IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK -


TAGS: snow funny giraffe
Rating: 4.68/5

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IllicoPresto - April 22, 2011, 2:20 am
It says pretty clearly that they're giraffes.
Sho - April 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
I'm the only one that noticed those are deers?


EPIC WIN -


TAGS: mini giraffe tiny cute cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 2:57 am
Heh, heh. That comment should go on a poster, Aggy.
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 9:59 pm
A tribute to those directTV ads
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 9:49 pm
Amsome! Finally, no longer would I have to trim my bonsai trees!


HI, GIRAFFE! - Welcome back to Africa! How was the trip in America?


TAGS: fat obese giraffe africa america
Rating: 4.39/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:29 pm
oooo that's g55555d baby ! can I have some more. pretty please :)


Games -


TAGS: leapfrog giraffe
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 11:52 pm
That's gotta be the most difficult form of leap frog ever...teehee.


CAT-SULATION - Keeps out the cold giraffes.


TAGS: cold giraffes cats
Rating: 4.22/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:06 am
Dude! I'm so waisted!


ZOO-TALK -




YOUTH -


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power dildo called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
WHAT?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Defensiiiiive...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
than*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 motherfucker." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
JUST THE BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR!!!


well, hello there... -




what the hell?? -




Unusual Africa -




Parental Guidance -




Giraffe -


TAGS: giraffe long neck legs tongue
Rating: 3.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
Or i5 there? }:)


ANONYMOUS - Riddng the world of cons since 2008... Like scientology


TAGS: anonymous scientology giraffes
Rating: 1.73/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:38 am
night Haar
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:35 am
Take it easy, moti-marauder!!
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:34 am
Haar.... it always happens that way, absolutely. The funny thing is that drug dealers and criminals prosper under this system. They are poorer and/or killed when the mafia took over. Anarchists just don't check history and reality first.
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 3:34 am
Provided you can't find any other use for the rabbit's foot. Anyhoo, since Nordic Shamanism is off the table, I gotta check out. See ya 'round, guys.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:31 am
Just like that, TTH.... or, when the troll keychains aren't selling like they used to, so you go out and create some lucky rabbit-foot keychains.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:25 am
Organized crime? is that like when mooooo holds the bakery door while i grab the pie and run?
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 3:21 am
Interesting point regarding the vacuum allowing for the entry of organized crime. I can't think of a single instance where this hasn't been the case.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:20 am
I only know about their anti scientology stance. My opinions about religion differ slightly from yours though. I dont wanna wait 2000 years to call a cult a cult. Their history is the only reason i show respect to the older religions.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:15 am
I just don't like the Anonymous clan, as they are organized anarchy. And the agents of anarchy, upon succeeding, always fail/die first. They are just the non-confrontational, sissy version of the 80's punk-rock anarchists.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:12 am
That's my point. They all run their course. Show them respect. Disrespect is history's job, not ours.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:09 am
And remember much of the world now considers all religions mythology. Myself included.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:08 am
how does it differ from a cult though? They control every aspect of members lives and believe in an evil alien warlord. how do they differ from most cults? and why do they only have religion status in a few countries.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:01 am
Scientology, we can call bonkers... and it is. BUT, you have to give them the same respect as all the other religions that are now considered mythology. They were all considered legitimate in their time.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:59 am
And there is where organized crime takes over.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:59 am
But the Anonymous clan attacks more than Scientology. It's the general government constrictions they wish to relieve. It's anarchy without long-term vision. They want to remove what they perceive as wrong, but don't have a plan for the aftermath....
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:57 am
They lack nerve, social skills and organization.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:56 am
My only point was that in a non-conformist society, anarchists are the first to receive a chicken-wire hug.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 2:55 am
attention from the 40+ hours a week they work for the church. (for free)
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 2:54 am
www.xenu.com its so weird it's funny! They have a policy ststing that if a members family is not 100% in support of the church the member must sever all ties with that family. forever. They limit procreation among members because children distract members
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 2:46 am
Can't say as I'm too familiar with Scientology, m'self. Not a lot of practioners in this neck of the woods. And that's okay. We're a little short on Nordic Shamans, too. And that's not okay.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 2:43 am
Scientology is only considered a religion in a few countries. L.Ron Hubbard was once quoted as saying that "if a man wants to make real money he should start his own religion". Hard to respect a "religion" started by a bad sci-fi author.
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 2:31 am
Psssst... that was said in jest.
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 2:30 am
Oh, bashing religion now?
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 2:24 am
If they are against scientology they must have some good points!
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 2:20 am
Seemed to work great in the former USSR...
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:55 pm
And if you think the current governing bodies are unfair and restricting, you have no idea how quickly anarchy is eradicated under organized crime. Anarchy is the last thing anyone should wish for.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:54 pm
The shallow logic of this "movement" shows the flaws in the core anarchist agenda. You may be against "big brother", but take it from someone well-versed... accept and work with the current "establishment", as anarchy gives way to organized crime.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Short lecture....


Talent -


TAGS: skilled touch lips long swollen pulled squeezed giraffe
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 10:57 pm
I was with up until "expertly squeezed!"
concern3 - January 21, 2017, 3:36 am
Fake left go right, UP yours


What did the giraffe say when he walked into the bar? -


TAGS: giraffe joke
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 3, 2015, 5:53 am
An oldie but a goodie 5er


The Giraffe's Diet -




High Wire -


TAGS: giraffe highwire tightrope animals acrobat
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 3, 2016, 2:49 pm
No need. Read your PMs ;)
Reality Lord - July 3, 2016, 12:18 pm

nice. i want to steal ALLLLLL your fonts
JesusWept - July 3, 2016, 8:53 am
Thanks!
mizzdizz - July 3, 2016, 8:45 am
chuckle, chuckle, Well timed, JW! I've got one I'm dealing with right now! Its fun to watch! ^!


potholes -


TAGS: pothole giraffe
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - November 7, 2014, 4:40 pm
Hmmm, so prophecy indicates 999... looking forward to the next 333, go make a poster? II Thedge 18:47 NMV (New Moti Version)
Ashson - November 6, 2014, 11:52 pm
666 is the number that John the Apostle saw in a vision. However, visionaries always see things upside down. He really saw 999 and misinterpreted it. 999 is the real number to be feared.
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 11:45 pm
Ashson, the poster created today bring your total to 666 (twilight zone music)


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